Friday, September 14, 1984


And by "Where's The Beef", of course, I mean, "Where's The Birth Certificates?"

Mr. President, Ambassador Mondale:

I, The Math Skeptic, a humble voter and citizen of these here United States, need to see your identificaton. The security of our planet is in grave danger, what with the ongoing threats of Communism, Pac-Man ghosts, popular music, and alien invasion.

We, the people, need to be absolutely certain when we pull that lever or punch that card or drop our ballots in that slot that we're voting for a 100% human President.

So I ask you, as I have for the last few elections, to please make public your birth certificates so we may be assured of your homo sapienity.

The Math "Where's The Beef" Skeptic