Greetings, fellow Math Skeptics! On today's B.L.O.G. entry, I have some frightening tidings to report. It seems the recently-discovered
Comet Kohoutek is coming to destroy us all. My source? None other than
God himself. Speaking through David Berg, founder of Children of God Ministries.
When a man of the cloth says the world is going to end, it
usually comes true. So we have good reason to be cautious.
God was a bit unclear about the date of the
impending apocalypse
, unfortunately, so Berg isn't quite sure when The End is coming:
IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE 21st (OF SOME MONTH). It either begins on the 21st or it ends on the 21st. Of course it'll be at its brightest--between November 21 and January 21, and really from December 11 to January 21 is the main course. Either that or December 21.
The obvious take-away message is that we must beware of all dates numbered 21. Which is fine for me - I beware of all dates from 1-20 and 22-31 as well. The fact that we use numbers to denote our days is a
clear sign that our society has fallen into depravity and evil as a society. Also,
homosexualism.
But I do fear for those unsaved among you who have not-yet learned to distrust numbers as I. The poor numeralists out there continue unabated in their digit-using ways completely oblivious to the
cometary
ruin they bring upon society.
I implore all my readers to heed David Berg's
multiple warnings, and repent from their numeralist ways. If we all preach the gospel if numberlessness, perhaps the
Great Comet Kohoutek
will decide to spare us.
will be the blunderest of them all!
pacified and spared us from their wrath. Now that we are sending a probe to buzz Jupiter
while snapping pictures like an hapless tourist, I fear that the astrologers will no longer be able to contain the gas giant's wrath. 
decides to unleash a flurry of comets and trojan asteroids in our direction as penance for our disrespectful probing, we shall have no-one to blame but ourselves.
