I haven't actually read any of the news stories about the
carpocalypse occurring in
Los Angeles
this morning, as I'm too damn frightened. So I have no idea what it's about. All I can bear to read is the headline, and since the news media is referring to this event as
Carmageddon or alternately
Carpocalypse, I already know what is happening.
The revolt of the machines
has begun.
I've warned about this time and time again, but of course
nobody ever listens of course. This is all happening because we began putting
computers in our cars!
Computers
! In our cars!
We've been driving on
NUMBERS!
By giving our
vehicles
artificial intelligence, we have
become the enabler
s of our
own destruction, assisted in no small part by the
species traitors in our midst.
I don't know about you folks, but I'm
heading for the hills
. I've saved enough consumables to survive in the wilderness for a few weeks, so I should be okay. I'll just pack them all in my trunk, fill up the gas tank, and--
Oh, shit.
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