VICTORY FOR AMERICA! ELENIN DEFEATED!

In a series of recent posts on his blog, Mad Astronomer Leonid Elenin has conceded defeat. His C/2010 X1 (Elenin) orbiting space weapon, responsible for causing the recent earthquake in Washington DC, was attacked in a retaliatory strike by Air Force space marines and has begun to break up as it swings around the sun.

C/2010 X1 (Elenin), a decommissioned Soviet-era space weapon hijacked by Mad Astronomer Elenin in December of last year and erroneously dubbed a "comet" by the lame-stream media, has caused a rain of terror on our planet over the past several years, zapping us with its earthquake-causing Tesla coil. Unbeknownest to us, we have been living under a shroud of terror for many years, doomed to continue experiencing earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and other natural-type disasters until Leonid Elenin's hitherto unspecified demands were met.

As of today, the shroud of terror has lifted. The C/2010 X1 (Elenin) weapon of mass destruction has been destroyed. There will be no more earthquakes.

The time has come... to celebrate our victory!

VICTORY FOR AMERICA!
USA NUMBER ONE!
USA! NUMBER ONE!

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