I read an absolutely SHOCKING story in yesterday's Toledo Blade. So shocking I had to put it down and come back to it today to ensure that I had not dreamt the entire episode.
This morning, the story was still there. Thus it is true. our President has changed the part of his hair.
Or so they would like us to think.
Gentlemen, we must be vigilant now more than ever. While this might be simply a case of a floundering President trying to change his look to better his reelection chances, it could also be a sign that our President has been replaced by a pod-clone.
Since "President Carter" ignored my earlier request to see his Certification of Live Birth, I have no choice but to issue it again, but more sternly:
I sternly request that you make public your Certification of Live Birth! This is a matter of Planetary Security!
We must know the truth!
The Math Skeptic