IRS Sides With Numbers In Math-Error Cases

Here's a story that should come as no surprise to anyone. The IRS is the enemy of humanity.

I'm not saying that because of the last time they audited my completely legitimate business expenses, but because of a new report in The Hill that I found simply shocking!

In response to a new report recommending that the IRS respond quickly to correct mathematical errors in income tax returns, the IRS said "no."

In other words, they're siding with the numbers!!

If you're not outraged, you should be. You. Should. Be.

These cheesefed, calculator-having, pocket-protecting bureaucrats are taking the numbers' side when errors occur in tax returns. And as we all know, numbers can't be trusted.

This is nothing short of species treason!

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Door's Open In New Hampshire

Good news from the Granite State! According to the National Center for Science Indoctrination, Two new bills supporting academic freedom are in the works in the The Live Free Or Die State legislature. One requires public schools to teach that the Theory of Evolution is a theory. The other requires public schools to teach the Theory of Intelligent Design.

Could these lead the way to Mathematical Freedom in The Former Man In The Mountain State? The Math Skeptic certainly hopes so. I urge residents of The We're Nothing Like Those Hippies In Vermont State to call, write, fax, email, or punchcard their legislators and urge them to push for the teaching of alternate math theories in addition to alternate origin-of-life theories.

New Hampshire was the first state to declare freedom from the oppression of the British Empire in 1776. With a bit of work, the Hey Massachusetts, Buy Your Liquor Here State may well be the first to declare freedom from the oppression of the global arithmetic hegemony as well.

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