However, I do not believe that this mythical "climate" creature exists, as all weather is governed by random, stochastic, and unpredictable forces that cannot be predicted. Thus it is simply impossible for this so-called "climate" to so-called "change."
That said, the veritable task force juggernaut that authored this top-secret report did nevertheless make some good points, with which The Math Skeptic is in complete agreement. Namely, that the use of chemtrail cloud enhancement may yield a climatiary benefit in addition to their primary use - preventing invasion by Manthourian scout ships from Tau Ceti c. As you should already know, the United States and other right-thinking governments have been lacing our upper atmosphere with a fine aluminum-barium mist since the 1970s in order to repel their bioengineered spacecraft. These heroic chemtrails are, in fact, the only thing standing between us and a lifetime of slave labor in one of Tau Ceti c's hideous spice mines.
If the White House officials - and other members of our nation's guild of policy wonksmanship - take this report seriously, it could mean a significant boost for the chemgrid program. This is good, since the chemtrail program is always in danger of being cut if Congress starts listening to some of the chemtrail opponents and assorted niggling naysayers out there.
I call on all my readers and all fellow Math Skeptics to help spread the word: We Support Chemtrails! Keep Gridding the Skies!
. A top-secret photo from the 
was 
. Soon to be known as 
.
. It was an obvious retaliation for our 
from the Martian surface. A decade later, it is doubtful that even the slightest trace of the 
remains.
. For now, you'll just have to learn it from The Math Skeptic.
's Margaret S. Race have arrived at the 
life discovered on Earth, on nearby bodies in the Solar System or in our 
."
points out in an 
with the unreliable science of 
is a 
. More terrifyingly, by publishing this proto-panic metric where the alien eavesdroppers can see it, we've given the invading forces a handy guide to avoiding detection.
mine or harvesting dry ice from 
's perma-night side. 
highly dubious. The entire idea that the random and chaotic nature of weather events is somehow controlled by an invisible force known as the "climate" is 
. The notion that this invisible hand of climate can then be modified by human activity is thus beyond all reason. And the scientific "proof" is 
. I mean, computer models? Please. Unless scientists construct an identical Control Earth WITHOUT an Industrial Revolution and observe it for 4.57 billion years, I'm just 
.
by the dreaded Manthour of Tau Ceti, as their bioengineered spacecraft are allergic to aluminum and barium. If the 
stop, we will be invaded and enslaved. 
that you have to see to believe!!!
found A MILE-WIDE FACE ON MARS that could only have been formed by alien intelligence:
during the 
Face-Base a very good reason to begin protecting ourselves NOW from what is obviously an 
. We need to begin seeding our atmosphere immediately with airplane trails of 
and 
salts, elements which are toxic to the Manthourian bio-composite invasion ships. 
. You are both no doubt aware that national security is vital to the security of our nation. As President, you will need to defend our great country from enemies foreign, domestic, and extra-terrestrial.
. We simply cannot.