Friday, December 22, 2006
How is that POSSIBLE?
Al Gore told me that we were having Global Warming! That means we can NEVER HAVE WINTER AGAIN!
The fact that today's winter solstice happened right on schedule is CONCRETE PROOF that global warming is a myth designed to keep those multimillionaire scientists in the lap of luxury, drinking Courvoisier and smoking fancy cigars rolled from carbon credits!
Of course, I can't fully blame the scientists. They were relying on numbers to make their climate predictions, and as we know all numbers are false.
Maybe the embarrassment they're feeling today, knowing that their Global Warming predictions went so utterly wrong, will get them to give up their silly reliance on numbers.