The scientists are fond of calling the mysterious boson "elusive," but what these particlists refuse to admit, of course, is what we Math Skeptics know instinctively: the Higgs is being hidden by time-traveling numbers from the future to make CERN use higher and higher energy levels to power their collisions until they accidentally spaghettify us all.
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Large Hadroners Play Peek-a-Boo With Higgs Boson
Physicists at the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva have not found the alleged Higgs Boson that they've been looking for with their giant black-hole machine for the past several years. But they have found where it isn't: