National Public Radio relayed the terrifying details in a story filed this afternoon:
The load of bees and honey was headed from California to Minot, North Dakota. And according to local TV station KIFI (Local News 8), "It is not unusual for- OH, GOD! BEES! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! AAAAAAAAGH! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!"The lame-stream media was quick to dismiss this crash as "driver error," but it is quite obvious to even the most amateur conspiracist that the bees have turned against us. While the bleeding-heart liberal apidae-sympathizing scare-mongers have been monging scary lies about "colony collapse" and "endangered pollinators," the hive-queens have been collaborating and plotting against us, using their collective hive-minds to find our vulnerabilities and cause maximum devastation and societal disruption!