To which I say BALDERWASH!
This storm is nothing less than a brutal attack on humanity by the numbers!
Think about it - the weather and the numbers have been conspiring ever since the dawn of meteorology. How do we measure temperature? Numbers. Barometric pressure? Numbers. Wind speed? Numbers. Precipitation? Numbers. We even use numbers to denote the strength of hurricanes.
Given the close personal relationship between the weather and the numbers, it should come as no surprise that the numbers have now begun to control the weather!
It's so obvious, people!