An earthquake measuring 8.1 on the Richter Scale was reported near the Solomon Islands in the South Pacific. As there are no reports of loss of life, I can only assume that the Solomonese heeded my B.L.O.G. warning and took cover at high ground.
Countless lives have been saved - thanks in no small part to me and my dream about twins riding a guinea pig.
However - I must issue a warning for continued vigilance. To date, only one earthquake has struck. My dream specifically depicted a pair of twins, implying that there will be twin earthquakes
Stay strong, Solomonicians! The earth-quaking is not yet complete!
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