Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Door's Open In New Hampshire

Good news from the Granite State! According to the National Center for Science Indoctrination, Two new bills supporting academic freedom are in the works in the The Live Free Or Die State legislature. One requires public schools to teach that the Theory of Evolution is a theory. The other requires public schools to teach the Theory of Intelligent Design.

Could these lead the way to Mathematical Freedom in The Former Man In The Mountain State? The Math Skeptic certainly hopes so. I urge residents of The We're Nothing Like Those Hippies In Vermont State to call, write, fax, email, or punchcard their legislators and urge them to push for the teaching of alternate math theories in addition to alternate origin-of-life theories.

New Hampshire was the first state to declare freedom from the oppression of the British Empire in 1776. With a bit of work, the Hey Massachusetts, Buy Your Liquor Here State may well be the first to declare freedom from the oppression of the global arithmetic hegemony as well.

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