Until now, there wasn't enough evidence to link these two subversive forces together. Until now.
Thanks to my perennial frenemies at the National Center for Science Indoctrination, I now have concrete proof of the evolutionist-climate changialism conspiracy! For they have published an excerpt from Geerat Vermeij's The Evolutionary World, a shocking tome that lays out this vast scientifico-mathematical collusiveness in shocking detail. Just read this shocking excerpt from this shocking book:
Indeed, Dr. Vermeij. Their evil work. For this so-called "adaptation" is nothing but a product of numbers in deoxyribonucleic form. Mutations are nothing but the result of numbers attacking our very DNA. Our. Very. DNA. And the climate changialites are merely propagandizing this numerist assault at our cellular level.
We must give them wiggle room, not box them in. We must allow evolution and adaptation to do their work.
Thank you, Dr. Vermeij, for finally exposing this shocking collusion to the public scrutiny, where we can publically scrutinize it for all the world to see.