Thursday, August 25, 2011

Propaganda Alert: Delaware!

Beware, Delawaricans! Verizon is coming to brainwash your children!

The communications giant plans to use their reeducation platform to combat "learning losses" allegedly suffered by "students" while allegedly on "summer vacation." What they fail to mention are their deep-rooted ties with the governmento-numerical conspiracy.

This outrage is outrageous, and should leave us all outraged!

It's not bad enough that Delaware is the smallest, lamest, and least-interesting state in the union. Now Delaware is ground zero in the global war between the numbers and humans. Verizon, it seems, has sided with the numbers. We can only hope that they will repent from their treasonous ways before we humans are defeated.

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