Wednesday, July 06, 2011

NASA Complies With Mad Astronomer Elenin's Demands

As you may recall, last month, Russian Astronomer and certified madman Leonid Elenin was threatening to transform his recently-"discovered" comet, C/2010 X1 (Elenin), into a super-sized brown dwarf that would disrupt the orbits of all the solar system's planets unless the U.S. space agency NASA complied with his unspecified demands.

Under the relentless pressure, NASA has now caved in, and will observe Professor Elenin's "comet" using their orbiting space coronagraphs.

As we all know from Astrology, observing a celestial object only gives it more power, which effectively makes C/2010 X1 (Elenin) an unstoppable planet-killing machine. With this new power, there's no end to what the mad astronomer and his henchman Trent Reznor could do.

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